Articles by The Macalope
The iPhone 15 Pro will cost more than ever–so maybe don't buy one
Apple sells plenty of cheaper iPhones that won't cost you more than a MacBook.
If Apple is worth $3 trillion, why does the user experience feel so cheap?
Now that Apple's back at being a $3 trillion company, maybe it can share the wealth.
Apple's $3 trillion market cap is nice and all, but does it really matter?
The Apple Card is a winner for the most highly valued company in the world, but not everyone else.
Does anyone actually enjoy working at Apple?
From retail workers to former executives, it seems like everyone who works at Apple has a problem.
The fake eyes have it: Apple's Vision needs some refinement
The high-priced headset is equal parts amazing and troubling.
The buzzword Apple didn't utter during the WWDC keynote speaks volumes
Let the hot takes about Apple falling further behind in AI flow.
WWDC 2023: Selling the future and buying time
A lot will be announced at WWDC but we'll still need to wait.
If no one can afford Apple's AR headset, does it matter how good it is?
The Reality is, Apple's headset is 'so good' but priced too high for most people.
Pump the brakes GM, you're not going to win the CarPlay fight
The decision to go it alone will crash and burn, even with a former Apple VP on board.
As it turns out, the iPhone is actually a bargain compared to Android phones
Apple makes expensive phones that people actually want to buy—even years later.
Apple scores another Epic win
Apple has all but won the battle over Fortnite, and Epic's CEO isn't happy.
Someone will pay for sideloading in iOS 17–and it won't be Apple
Apple is rumored to be opening up iOS 17 to side-loading, but if you're a developer, don't expect too much.
The Apple Store has gone from blessing to black eye
Apple was once the darling of the retail world, but its stance on labor unions is a tough sell.
Cook confirms everything and nothing about the AR headset
Rare interview shows a side of Tim you've seen before.
Welp, everyone hates Apple's AR headset and it hasn't even shipped yet
Tim Cook's Apple might be more willing to ship ill-defined products.
Forget bezels and buttons, the iPhone 15's best new feature will be the App Store
More choice might be nice, but not all would-be iOS carpetbaggers are going to be great.
Mixed reality distortion field: Tim Cook is doomed
If the AR headset isn't a hit, no one will remember the Tim Cook era.